Name: Kevin Wright
Occupation: Teacher of ICT
What’s the best thing about your job? The things students say, I asked, "Can you give me an example of coincidence?". Answer, "My Mum and my Dad got married on the same date." Opening the book in class I asked, "So where were we?" Answer, "In this class, Sir."
And the worst? The long hours outside of school planning lessons, marking work etc.
What is your favourite book? The Art of Tea making by Phil A Kettle and 100 Yards to the Toilet by Willie Maikit, illustrated by Betty Wont. Seriously I love the Sharpe Novels by Bernard Cornwell
Choose five words to describe yourself? Adrian Chiles, Ray Mears, Mr Tumble, Benny Hill (without the glasses), Kuato (the resistant leader from Total Recall)
What would you do if you won the lottery? Buy the Squadron a minibus
When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? A spy
Who was your childhood hero? Emlyn Hughes
What is your most treasured possession, excluding family? My medals
What is your greatest extravagance? Cars
If you were invisible, where would you go first, and why? I would go to the vatican and find out all the secrets that only the Pope knows
Choose four ideal dinner guests, dead or alive? Kylie Minogue, Emlyn Hughes, Princess Diana and Leonardo Di Vinci (to paint us last supper style)
If you could be a famous person for a day, who would you be and why? Hercules for the demi-god power
What is your favourite food? Chocolate
Favourite drink? Spiced Rum and Coke, it brings back memories of my tours of duty in the Falkland Islands and IAF Gioia del Colle
Favourite TV character? Father Ted
Favourite film? Lord of the Rings
Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with? Margaret Thatcher
What was the first record you ever bought? Star Trekkin by the Firm
What are your pet hates? Tardiness, there is no excuse!
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? To be taller, I am too short for my weight
What do you hate spending money on? Parking
Which three items would you take to a desert island? Food, drink and Kylie
Happiness is …..? lying in the sun with a drink and a book, abroad
What is your most amusing or embarrassing moment? playing the part of a pantomime dame for Dick Whittington at Thrybergh Comp. It was very funny trying bras on in Primark for the costume. I even did a song and dance routine in a high pitched 'ladies' voice.